5/02/2008
XBOX 360 Grand Adventure of Awesome
We'll start from the beginning....
Once upon a time I, "Sir Awesome"(Egin), used to have an Xbox 360. It was a 360 like no other and it was dear to my heart for it was my first console in the new millenium. It was also the first console I ever modded which made proud of the glorious 360 in my living room. One day though, the dreaded and fear "Scene It" came took my 360 away from me. It left me with a scarred and bruised Red Ring of Death scrap.
I was furious so I set on a quest to replace and build a better more powerful xbox. I soon found out my quest would be delayed. The glorious Hitachi drives had become extinct and were overrun by Benq. I was foolish in those days and thought, if I search hard enough, i will find another hitachi. I will revive my lost friend. I was wrong, Benq was quick and well trained. There were no traces of hitachi or Samsung....only Benq.
I decided I would set on a new quest to conquer the drive that is Benq. Along with my trusty side-kick "Mr Douchebag" (Rob) I would triumph. Once again I was foiled by the lack of technology. We couldn't figure what made Benq tick, how to get inside its brain and pick it out.
Fear not! An ally from the friendly kingdom of NewEgg had the necessary tech to penetrate the tough defense of Benq. With the help of VIA we were able to make progress but we knew we couldn't do it from the comfortable home of Mr. Douchebag. We needed to go on a journey to a far away land known as KK Kastle.
It was a dark dreary place where not many dwelled. After contacting the prince of KK Kastle, "Sir Homo of UMASS" (Klaus) we thought we would have safe passage into KK Kastle. We were wrong, Sir Homo betrayed us and didn't inform the residents of our visit. We were met with unwelcoming hands. With my charm we were able to get in and once again try to defeat the Benq.
Hours later we were victorious! We conquered the mighty powerhouse and once again I can enjoy the wonders of Skate and other fine games. And since I am such a caring and nice person, we were able to capture two Benqs so my sidekick Mr Douchebag could also enjoy the wonders that i had missed for so long.
Until next time....this is goodbye.
Once upon a time I, "Sir Awesome"(Egin), used to have an Xbox 360. It was a 360 like no other and it was dear to my heart for it was my first console in the new millenium. It was also the first console I ever modded which made proud of the glorious 360 in my living room. One day though, the dreaded and fear "Scene It" came took my 360 away from me. It left me with a scarred and bruised Red Ring of Death scrap.
I was furious so I set on a quest to replace and build a better more powerful xbox. I soon found out my quest would be delayed. The glorious Hitachi drives had become extinct and were overrun by Benq. I was foolish in those days and thought, if I search hard enough, i will find another hitachi. I will revive my lost friend. I was wrong, Benq was quick and well trained. There were no traces of hitachi or Samsung....only Benq.
I decided I would set on a new quest to conquer the drive that is Benq. Along with my trusty side-kick "Mr Douchebag" (Rob) I would triumph. Once again I was foiled by the lack of technology. We couldn't figure what made Benq tick, how to get inside its brain and pick it out.
Fear not! An ally from the friendly kingdom of NewEgg had the necessary tech to penetrate the tough defense of Benq. With the help of VIA we were able to make progress but we knew we couldn't do it from the comfortable home of Mr. Douchebag. We needed to go on a journey to a far away land known as KK Kastle.
It was a dark dreary place where not many dwelled. After contacting the prince of KK Kastle, "Sir Homo of UMASS" (Klaus) we thought we would have safe passage into KK Kastle. We were wrong, Sir Homo betrayed us and didn't inform the residents of our visit. We were met with unwelcoming hands. With my charm we were able to get in and once again try to defeat the Benq.
Hours later we were victorious! We conquered the mighty powerhouse and once again I can enjoy the wonders of Skate and other fine games. And since I am such a caring and nice person, we were able to capture two Benqs so my sidekick Mr Douchebag could also enjoy the wonders that i had missed for so long.
Until next time....this is goodbye.
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